Cat-Goddess Bastet is back

Bastet, a cat goddess and a pet of the Eternals, has traveled through space and time to visit our planet for a special mission. She carefully chooses a particularly catchy and cute incarnation that does not give rise to any concern that she might pose a threat. Her task is to provide the Eternals with an assessment of the status quo and a prognosis. Its judgment concerns the future of all human life. Whether only slight corrections, a hard new alignment or even a premature termination of the risky experiment are required, entrusting an entire previously paradisiacally beautiful, healthy planet, with all its life forms and resources, to "highly aggressive naked apes" in the hope that it would be treated sustainably, prosperously and with care for the benefit of all, has long been viewed with great concern by the Eternals as irresponsibly negligent. Now it is time to see whether anything can still be salvaged or whether it is all for nothing. The joy of the cats of this world at the long-awaited but surprising visit of the goddess Bastet, who apparently created them in her image, will be indescribable. An official delegation to greet the goddess should therefore definitely include representatives of the cat world. Thank the gods that cats are popular companions for humans. As loving and generous hosts to our cats, we humans can consider ourselves really lucky, because the visit of a chicken, cow, pig or mice -god from a continuum beyond space and time would probably also be the day of final reckoning and would lead to the immediate extinction of the human species. To avoid fatal misunderstandings with terrifying consequences, we should put our dogs and known cat haters on a leash and not let them out of the house for a while. Quickly buy some high-quality cat food and hope that there will be a tomorrow for us all.